stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011

Stallted

A portmanteau of the words stall & halted.
Mostly said when stoned.

Her: Do these pants make me look fat?
Him: uhm....no..
Her: You stallted!

Him: oh shit..

by QueenVictoria June 13, 2018

stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006

staller

A person who will attempt to make you repeat what you just said to give them a little more time to think of something to smart to say and/or make you look dumb for repeating yourself.

Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.

Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.

Social Example-
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"

Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"

by OpiatedONE February 1, 2010

Stalldog

When a marijuana roach is placed in the center of a bowl and then surrounded by more marijuana

"Bro, let's smoke a Stalldog!"
"Let's pack a Stalldog!"
"That's a dank a$$ Stalldog, man!"
"Stalldogs saved my marriage!"

by Stalldizzle January 19, 2014

Stapledorf

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012