The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

8 Stages of gaydom

Thug, Nigga, Masculine, Inbetween, Fems, Flams, Queen, Cunts

That boy looks like a girl he is a cunt that is one of the 8 stages of gaydom

by Dayvon June 24, 2007

the six stages of boredom

yes

i am at stage five of the six stages of boredom joe.

by Londos April 12, 2023

3 stages of life

Stage one: Birth

Stage two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 12, 2017

Oliver Stages

An ordinary Guy that shoves Gummy worm up his bum and eats it.

Oliver Stages

by BIGTITBOY July 10, 2021

The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death

Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it

by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022

the six stages of boredom

1: Daydreaming
2: seeing the same The Office episode for the hundredth time
3: Self inflicted mild injury (pinching, that thing you do with the pinching thingies that go on hair, etc.
4: "Mom im bored"
5: Qwertyuiop
6: Jerking off

I'm so the six stages of boredom right now.

by IHateCucksAndSoShouldYou May 19, 2024