SQUIP

It's from Japan

It tells you how to be cool or, dare I say, Be More Chill

Rich
Then I got a Squip

Jeremy
You got quick?

Rich
Not quick. Squip.

Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.

Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.

Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do

Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?

Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN

by Ametrine August 20, 2018

SQUIP

It’s a grey oblong pill. Quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

J:You got quick?

R:Not quick. SQUIP.

by ThatOneGirl2002 January 16, 2018

Squip

The bad guy from be more chill

Ruby *Shows picture of the squip*
Everyone “Isn’t that the bad guy from be more chill”

by Squipisbadguyfrombmc March 11, 2020

squip

Squip is a god-sent pill that contains a microchip that tells you how to be cool.

I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.

I just took squip, and no, I already am having sex with someone, sorry.

by Jack B. May 30, 2004

squip

Something we must stop, I helped develope it in the early 2000's but left because I felt it was wrong. It is a mind controlling drug.

A: Did you get the bugs fixed?
B: Naw, they can deal with it, this squip is gonna make us a lot of money.

by Dr. Morris E. Burrows May 30, 2004

squip

a tiny computer that is swallowed and SOMEHOW lands on your brain to tell you how to be cool. Truth is people... this thing doesn't actually exist. It is all a huge scam to get you to buy a book called be more chill. very convincing though.

Squips are a figment of our imaginations

by snowandskibaby July 13, 2005

Squip

A consideration to either skip or quit something, normally only an aforethought to an action not followed through.

I almost squipped Con Law today.

I want to squip law school so badly.

by LawGirlU2013 January 25, 2011