Rich
Then I got a Squip
Jeremy
You got quick?
Rich
Not quick. Squip.
Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.
Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.
Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do
Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?
Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN
Then I got a Squip
Jeremy
You got quick?
Rich
Not quick. Squip.
Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.
Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.
Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do
Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?
Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN
by Ametrine August 20, 2018
Get the SQUIPmug. It’s a grey oblong pill. Quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
by ThatOneGirl2002 January 17, 2018
Get the SQUIPmug. The bad guy from be more chill
by Squipisbadguyfrombmc March 11, 2020
Get the Squipmug. Squip is a god-sent pill that contains a microchip that tells you how to be cool.
I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.
I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.
by Jack B. May 29, 2004
Get the squipmug. Something we must stop, I helped develope it in the early 2000's but left because I felt it was wrong. It is a mind controlling drug.
A: Did you get the bugs fixed?
B: Naw, they can deal with it, this squip is gonna make us a lot of money.
B: Naw, they can deal with it, this squip is gonna make us a lot of money.
by Dr. Morris E. Burrows May 29, 2004
Get the squipmug. a tiny computer that is swallowed and SOMEHOW lands on your brain to tell you how to be cool. Truth is people... this thing doesn't actually exist. It is all a huge scam to get you to buy a book called be more chill. very convincing though.
Squips are a figment of our imaginations
by snowandskibaby July 31, 2005
Get the squipmug. A consideration to either skip or quit something, normally only an aforethought to an action not followed through.
by LawGirlU2013 January 25, 2011
Get the Squipmug.