Squeet

Slang for square feet.

Our new house is 2500 squeet.

by MOA October 31, 2004

Squeet

Its a short form for square feet. Square + Feet = Squeet

Hey Steve my man, what's the squeet of that door schedule?

by fatherpain October 28, 2005

squeet

Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'

"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?

by LittleWinston March 26, 2010

Squeet

Like a laugh, but through your anus. Can be a side effect of too much reet, or prolonged exposure to yeeting. A reet can never be a squeet, but a squeet can be a sub-category or pre-currsor to a yeet.

"Bethany Robinson knew it was coming. The silent squeet she had squeeted began to cascade into reets of yeets.

by Ram Ranch Randal January 10, 2020

squeet

Ryan's combination of the giddy fan expression "squee" and the word sweet. It would refer to something that is both incredibly awesome and inspiring of a fan squeal of enthusiasm.

Squeet! I just got a Ferrari.

by hicsilver October 16, 2008

Squeet

To quickly push out a little poop before you go somewhere.

Let me squeet and then I'll be ready to go.

by Hafadabucci June 11, 2018

squeet

1) A word used to describe a very small object (adj)

2) Word used to replace words such as 'gay' and or 'f*cking retarded'

"LOOK it's a SQUEET!!"

"You are a squeet!"

by ::Odd:: May 30, 2005