Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

by Kite March 13, 2004

storiented

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.

Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."

by phaelinx August 27, 2013

E-sported

Term used in game where your opponent winning the game by getting good RNG

I know im getting e-sported when his mons getting additional turn 3times in a row

by Locosmocos January 24, 2018

Spokie

A native of Spokane, WA that typically exhibits a lack of sophistication and characteristics commonly associated with those who reside in a trailer park.

To see a Spokie go to The Star.

by SpokiePride April 26, 2009

my stories

1.) Slang term most often used by older women to describe the Soap Opera's they often view

"Baby, lets hurry up and get home. You know my stories bout to come on!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

Sposie

Also known as a diaper doubler or booster pad. A Sposie is a super-absorbent diaper insert that helps fight diaper leaks from children's diapers overnight.

I use Sposie diaper booster pads in my child's diaper to prevent overnight diaper leaks.

by Awesomedad January 3, 2019

Roblox Bully Stories

A very emotional story about a ROBLOX noob who gets bullied by some guy, usually made with overused songs, videos like these make 12 year old boys cry about losing their ROBLOX girlfriend.

Example:
Dad: Why you crying so damn loud
12 year old: My roblox girlfriend broke up with me so im watching roblox bully stories on youtube!
Dad: Im putting you up for adoption

by digitalmind3r December 6, 2018