Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

spotted owl

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008

Spotted Frog

When you are having anal sex in the frog leap position and fling shitty jizz onto your partners back resembling spots while they ribbit like a frog.

Corey croaked as he was given the spotted frog.

by gtvt6 November 25, 2009

Spotted cow

The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect

Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday

by Pedr December 29, 2007

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017