Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

Sperm Cave

A big dark stanky pussy that men often get lost in.

Yo gmoney I heard Ashley D has one giant ass sperm cave. Coy got lost for hours.

by funky jizz master June 13, 2009

Sperm Genocide

When a male masturbates, killing countless amounts of defenseless sperm.

Tyler: Duuuude last night I whacked off.

Jackie: Way to go and commit sperm genocide...

by mofo96 June 22, 2011

Sperm Cramp

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.

“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”

by Ninji (the real one) April 25, 2023

sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010