Spartan

Someone is is extremely badass to the point that it is almost funny. They lack a manline and are so chiseled that it looks fake.

Tiffany is such a fuckin Spartan!

by shelovessomeone September 7, 2007

spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay December 24, 2008

Spartan

Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan

Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!

by Charndog86 October 16, 2011

Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.

He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.

by Piddique April 30, 2019

Spartan

One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law

Spartan meaning too shagger and coke animal

by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023

Spartan Ski Club

The largest club on MSU's campus. A social club with a skiing problem. The rowdiest, most bad-ass club on campus!

"Who are those people running through campus naked?"
"Oh, it's probably just Spartan Ski Club getting after it."

by THE GINGER November 28, 2012

Spartan Shower

An ice-cold shower taken daily to enhance one's mental toughness and physical well-being. Spartans, for whom valued strength and pride as matters of high reputation, believed hot water was for the weak and emasculated; they frequently immersed in cold water for vigor and increased vitality. The Spartan Shower has numerous benefits including:

-Improved circulation
-Improved immune system
-Reduced blood pressure on internal organs
-Strengthens the sympathetic nervous system
-Improved mood, decreased anxiety and stress, relieved depression
-Improved hair and skin
-Decreased inflammation
-Increased testosterone
-Conditions you to be fearless as a Spartan warrior

Jamey used to be timid, but he started taking Spartan Showers every day and now he eats bears for breakfast.

by SharkBass028 November 4, 2013