Soomis

An idiot who likes to say bad puns and pointless history facts

Person 1: Look at that grenade
Soomis: Yah its the bomb
Person 1: Shut up
Soomis :did you know it was invented a vegetarian
Person 1: Shut you Soomis

by HaloandDellisAverage July 9, 2011

Soomwaud

When cells in the body fail to separate completely and only adopts some and not all of the organelles in the cell, this can lead to slight greenish discoloration.

Sally's cells separated but not all the way, forming a Soomwaud to form in her body. With further examination, Sally's Soomwaud cells are starting to discolor.

by Definitely didn't make this up May 20, 2019

soomer

A socialist boomer

Hey look at Larry what a total soomer

by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020

Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021

soomble

When all of your homies get to gether and have a rightous ho-down!

yo ma nigga let's all soomble, you dig?

by Andrew June 6, 2004

Soomp

The noise made when falling through a rotten shingled roof, usually quite by accident

He reached a point halfway up to the roof peak without falling backwards, pausing to catch his breath; then suddenly, a crackling noise came from below, followed by a loud "Soomp!!" as the rotten shingles gave way, and the unfortunate peasant began his premature descent to the rooms below.

by BelAir Hilloc May 10, 2020

soomin

a catgirl who worships zhongli

look its a soomin worshiping zhongli

by zhongliworshiper July 8, 2021