1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
by afj21 August 23, 2010
Get the Pork Socket mug.When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.
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A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.
Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die
by ishidmypant March 20, 2019
Get the Poop sock mug.A celebration of snow socks starting up in 2012. It's not technically one day because January is snow sock month, and every Friday of January is snow sock day. So it's just a joyous month. However, wearing snow socks on each Friday is where the uttermost celebration is seen. Snow socks are any socks that one wears to skiing or snowboarding (usually made of wool). Winter-themed and fuzzy socks are commonly acceptable. One of the best underground holidays by far. Originated at Centennial High School.
"Hey man, I can't wait for Snow Sock Day!" - Cool Person 1
"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2
"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2
by snowsockday January 10, 2012
Get the Snow Sock Day mug.A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.
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“The higher the socks the downer the foo”
- Juan Nye the Skante Guy
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”
- Juan Nye the Skante Guy
Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn
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Get the Sock Check mug.A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.
ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've
by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018
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