Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.

Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.

by Chief Lee November 4, 2021

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013

Town smasher

Some one who goes around the town centre in large groups/ gangs then they usually wonder up onto the almighty Plymouth hoe and chug the large bottles of cheap cider or the classic Smirnoff! Once they are proper steaming the go around the town centre of Plymouth starting on people or smashing up shops/ things for entertainment, amusement or just cause they want to be ‘kin’ hard!

Plymouth’s City of ‘undefeated yutes think town smashers rule!’

by Garry Winthorpe 69 December 30, 2018

Phoenix Smasher

Signiture move of the character Paul Phoenix from the Namco fighting game seriese Tekken.

QCF+2 is the comand for Phoenix Smasher.

by Phoenix Smasher December 8, 2004

pumpkin Smasher

A Pumpkin Smasher is a female women who is only sexually attracted to red headed males. This term was made popular by the show Mixology.

I bet that girl is a pumpkin smasher.

by recycled23 July 5, 2014

Patty Smasher

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.

Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!

by MKPM January 24, 2011