Slytherin

The house full of punk ass kids at Hogwarts. The kids in this house are donkeys who listen to rap music. If black people went to Hogwart they would be in this house.

Yo shorty, run your wallet, your in Slytherin now bitch. I'll pop a cap in your British ass.

by Tim the Man December 16, 2004

slytherin

Wierdest of the 4 houses. Usually they are driven by malice and jealousy. They really need to stop using hairgel and should get new faces instead of their usual scowls. Enemies against Gryffindors because they can't stand our bravery and loyalty. Malfoy needs to take come chill pills and Snape needs to get a new wig (and maybe wash his old one).

Malfoy and his ugly snarl.
Crabbe and Goyle are in Slytherin...enough said.

by angel.of.light. May 31, 2009

fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

Slytherin Slip

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.

I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.

by Cynical Bry Bry July 2, 2018

slytherin succ

When you're getting a blowjob and your girl(or guy) flicks their tongue on your tip.

Dude, Jessica gave me the greatest slytherin succ last night.

by Itsyaboi27 April 11, 2017

pansexual slytherin

A bitch who likes ditching her non existent friends lmao

I'm a pansexual slytherin

by DryAsshole September 16, 2017

Slytherin

little pieces of crap that are all emo

Everyone:ew look at how emo he is
Everyone:I bet he's in slytherin

by RaptorXTS February 13, 2019