Louie Slugger

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

cunt slugger

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.

You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

ballbag snuggy

to give a man a wedgie using his own scrotum; reach between legs from behind and pull back and up.

Thinking that a towel snap in the locker room was the ultimate insult, the bully cried for momma when I gave him a ballbag snuggy

by LtMonkeyboy February 14, 2008

Lewisville Slugga

A rapper from Fayetteville, AR. Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent. recording label. Original member of the Roadhouse Crew. Most widely known song is Ice Cream Blow Job.

Yo brah! I just downloaded the new Lewisville Slugga mixtape! It's sicker than swine flu!

by DJ Squishmitten March 10, 2010

Sluggspedia

World of Warcraft-based free content encyclopedia that provides entries submitted by the infamous Sluggs himself covering topics and issues more often ignored by people that actually know what the fuck they are talking about. It is filled with complete inaccuracies, retard influenced rhetoric, and outright stupidity, which is thinly disguised as a free, open source, in game encyclopedia that postures itself to be an authoritative and factual information resource.

n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 agi to 2h
Sluggs - I have t6 gloves
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 agi to 2h
2. Trade Sluggs - You don't want agi, you want intellect
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 AGILTY to 2h
Sluggs - Trust me, spell dmg for arcane shot. I looked on thottbot, wowwiki too. It took a while
n00bhuntar - What are mats for +35 agi to 2h
Sluggs- LISTEN TO ME!!! I R SLUGGSPEDIA!!

by Doboy May 16, 2008

sluggard

A lazy, sluggish person.

How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep?

-Proverbs 6:9

by notasluggard September 18, 2012

Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.

by Tony balls October 16, 2014