las vegas slot machine

feeling a womens ass full of quarters, and then putting a string of beads in her ass. yank beads at incredible speed and SPLOOSH!!!! JACKPOT!!

Dude, I totally gave that chick a las vegas slot machine last night.

by Ryan Chaney March 4, 2008

atlantic city slot machine

a girl sits naked across a table with her legs spread and you bounce a quarter into her vagina as it inserts in like a slot machine quarter entry.

"yeah i know it was gay."

"why what happened"

"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."

by Todd January 30, 2005

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

Slot Machine

The process of one man licking a woman's belly button (while she's in a standing position) while another man sticks his tongue into her fudge cavern in anticipation of a "jackpot!". This position can be used while the female is experiencing her monthly bloodfest.

Nick and Chad played some "slot machine" at work today on Angie. Nick was performing some oral pleasure to Angie's belly button as Chad collected the jackpot mouthful of doo-doo brownlees. Chad arose from Angie's turd tunnel with a mouthful of awards!

by pounderofanus November 21, 2022

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 3, 2021

amish slot machine

Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.

Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.

by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023

dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn

tiktok is a dopamine slot machine

by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024