Slapdick

Colby Hall that doesn't know wtf is going on

Colby hall is a slapdick he never knows what going on.

by anonymous December 8, 2019

Slapdick

To have the top side of your penis(when erect) patted or repeatedly slapped making you throb or cum
( it might cause you to moan or groan)

I gave him a slapdick after and his cock started jumping around shooting out cum It was so fucking funny I sucked the rest of the cum out of his tip

by anonymous December 9, 2019

Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school

That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."

by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025

Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school

That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."

by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025

Slapdick

someone who absolutely knows better but still do stupid shit

jarred always talking about drugs over the phone, he a whole slapdick for real !

by Dracorunthis November 23, 2021

Slapdick

Slapdick (n. slæp•dik): one who is given a job to do but you come back an hour later and they've only managed to slap themselves in the dick.

"Which one of you slapdicks cut these chuck roasts?"

by Jett Steel August 1, 2024