Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

skissue

literally a skill issue. get better thx

skissue.

random hot man “fuck i cant kill you”

swag man “skissue.”

skissue skissue skissue

by socialisliterallytoocool December 17, 2021

Skissue

Skill issue shortened

Your family died in a fire? Sounds like a skissue to me

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Skissors

A better way of pronouncing scissors

Bill: hand me the skissors

Jeffer: sure thing mate

by Skissors man February 22, 2020

skishing

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.

Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished

by Bucketfullofjizzpouritoverliz January 4, 2012

Skison

Ski season, winter.

Summer is cool and all, but I'm ready for the skison already.

by dalph September 23, 2011

skiss

A skin kiss. When two people, who are inextricably spiritually & physically connected, touch skin-to-skin, they skiss, resulting in an electrifying feeling.

i touched skin with my soulmate last night... a beautiful skiss..... electrfying.... life-changing.... like i was on drugs....

by ohio_is_for_lovers_ March 11, 2021