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SJS

An abbreviation for "Sudden Jihad Syndrome."

SJS is the tendency among supposedly Westernized Muslims living in the United States to unexpectedly lash out violently in an act of self-initiated (and usually small scale) Islamic terrorism.

Examples include Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar who drove his SUV into a crowd at the University of North Carolina in 2006, Naveed Alzal Haq who shot people at a Jewish Federation Center in Seattle also in 2006, Hesham Mohammed Hadayet who murdered people at the El Al terminal in the Los Angeles Airport in 2002 — among many others.

In all of these instances, the perpetrators had no known direct connection to any established group, and because of this the authorities inevitably refrain from describing their actions as “terrorism” — hence the sarcastic term “Sudden Jihad Syndrome.”
CAIR SPOKESWHORE: "Jihad means one's own INNER struggle. You are purposely misrepresenting the teachings of Islam!"

ANYONE WITH EYES TO SEE: "Well, when someone breaks out with a case of SJS, it looks more like an OUTER conflict against random third parties." ROPMA
by (I am) John Doe December 9, 2008
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sJs

s = shit
J = jizz
s = shower
Sequence of events where to you take a shit, jerk off while on the toilet, then hop in the shower right after
Yea bro I’m just gonna sJs real quick then I’ll be online
by cheesythecheese May 19, 2020
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SJ'S

person 1: OMFG did you see Matt wearing those SJ's today!?

person 2: He looked so ghetto!
by jj and am December 23, 2008
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SJs

Part of the hip, nerdy croud around Delaware. Most notorious for fast good looking cars with loud sound systems. Generally causing trouble around the state.
Yo, those SJs are winning all the local shows with their flashy subarus and hyundais...They have no idea that we love them so much.
by Joey Roberts July 24, 2008
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Saikou (SJ)

He is the best friend he is the one that can hold a conversation for hours the one with the curious name he is the one that won't hesitate to tell you the brutal truth he is the one that would always be there regardless you can block him and he will forgive and forget he is the one the has things in common with everyone he is the kindest one the honest one the nice one but also the brutal one the one with problems the one u need to be for as much as he is there for you.
He's so honest

Yes he's much like a Saikou

Saikou (SJ)
by Potterhead (Hufflepuff) November 28, 2020
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SJ's

Jeans that should only be worn by females. No male should ever expose their stuff by wearing a pair of SJ's. Who want's to see your junk? Not this guy. Hope you are done trying to have kids because those SJ's are going to put an end to you and Bebe's attempt to have more.
Alfonso came to work today rockin those SJ's with a black tee and a pair of Guess shoes. Good thing he is married with kids already. Still wish he would loosen up a little.
by carltonjizzle March 13, 2013
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pulling an sj

When you ditch your friends to hang out with "cooler people"

Camping in CoD black ops
I thought we were hanging out today, wow he's pulling an sj

What a camper! that guy is pulling an sj
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