Simp dick

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

Simpdad

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."

Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."

by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019

Twitch Simp

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.

In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp

by giddlebeast April 5, 2020

FEMALE SIMP

A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.

“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”

“Because shes a female simp”

by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020

Simp Day

Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.

Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.

by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020

Simception

1.)The feeling of walking into the room and forgetting what you were going to do. The sudden realization that your creator deleted your current actions.

2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.

1.) Friend 1: Funny thing, I walked into the living and forgot what I doing!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

by Rocket Slime January 23, 2011

Original Simp

the tendency to be a simp; inherited from Adam, the original simp, who simped for Eve

Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."

by jaysons_nova November 5, 2019