Sistermance

The female equivalent of bromance. Love and affection shared by two straight females.

Not to be confused with shoujo-ai, yuri, or femslash.

Jamie: "Have you seen Firefly? Kaylee and Inara have the cutest sistermance."
Sam: "Agreed! Mal and Wash's bromance is awesome, too."

by Skydive Off Isengard August 11, 2014

Spiderman pull-up

The act of hanging upside down by a butt plug attached to the ceiling, and doing small pull-up’s using only your sphincter muscles.

I went to the gym yesterday and saw Peter doing Spiderman pull-up’s to workout his kegels.

by Wombat aka Wolf January 22, 2020

simmerman

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.

There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.

by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Spiderman

Spider-Man is a fictional character, a comic book superhero who appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko, he first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962). Lee and Ditko conceived of the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crimefighter. Spider-Man's creators gave him super strength and agility, the ability to cling to most surfaces, shoot spider-webs using devices of his own invention which he called "web-shooters", and react to danger quickly with his "spider-sense", enabling him to combat his foes.

Iron man:Blad,you hear about Spiderman
Mary Jane Watson:Yeah,he is my boyfriend
Lois Lane:(Sighs)I wish she was my boyfriend
Superman: You've got me
Lois Lane:You're not good in bed

by rod300 December 11, 2012

Spiderman

A guy who shoots semen outta his hands and swings around the whole city with his semen. He can shoot semen in many different forms like,semen ball,cover everyone with semen,hang upside down with semen. Basically his real name was semenman but due to society he had to change his name, sad isnt it.

Spiderman how do you shoot semen balls.

by TheBigDickSickBreastMaster64 July 30, 2017

spidermanning

To do your girl doggy so she cant see you then pull out just before cumming and cum in your hand, call your girls name then unleash your jiz onto her face in the same way spiderman spins a web.

I enjoyed spidermanning your wife last night, she seemed as surpised as you do right now.

by SteveC74 September 26, 2006

backdoor spiderman

whilst fucking doggy style take a sneaky shit in your hand and as u climax slam the shit into the side of the woman's face

i totally backdoor spiderman'd that bitch

by olgathebearjew April 14, 2016