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Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort
What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Shitbox

A motor vehicle of poor quality, that is valued at or bellow $1000 and is driven on the annual "Shitbox Rally" through extremely remote and isolated areas of the Australian outback. The idea being that each team, of which there are 250, needs to find a Shitbox and prepare it for the Shitbox rally without spending more than $1000 on it.
Teams are also required to raise money for the Cancer Council. Since its inception in 2010, the Shitbox rally has grown to become the single largest fund raising event for the Cancer Council. The rally now raises in excess of $1,000,000 annually for the Cancer Council.
The people that take part in the Shitbox rally often refer to themselves as "Shitboxers".
Teams travel to Australia from all over the world to take part in the Shitbox Rally.
If your Shitbox dies on the rally, it is going in a hole... and your rally is over!
by Shitboxer September 13, 2013
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Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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ShitBlast

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.
"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."
by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007
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Shitboomer

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.
(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.
by TTH2012 July 5, 2012
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Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011
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tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!
by romdo308 October 6, 2013
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