1)
Alex: Yeo so all you need to do is use the pedals to move the bike
*Brett pedals and can't keep his balance, and falls*
Neighbor across the street: Damn Brett just took a short!
2)
Alex: Yeo Kush, lemme kiss you bruh
Kush: Yeo shut the f*ck up and stop acting like no one hears your gay ass *
Alex stares at Jordan in shame*
Bystander: Yeooo Alex taking a short!