shituation 

A shitty situation.

Well...we've got a bit of a shituation then, haven't we?

shituation by so bored, so I define things April 27, 2022

Shituation 

A really really messed up situation

"Your brother got himself in a bad shituation after shaving accident "

Shituation by Psykrates April 3, 2023

Shituation 

Shituation - pronounced like "situation": def. the sudden realization of an impending intestinal commotion of some sort, but most commonly used when referring to the need to get to the nearest bathroom facilities that will hopefully provide the privacy and comfort needed in order to assure a smooth delivery of the offending intestinal ordnance.

Todd: Hey man, take the next exit...I feel a serious shituation coming on!

Joe: I know, right?

Shituation by Backandforth November 24, 2011

Shituation 

A poop that comes on so quickly you aren't sure you'll make it to the can.

Man, I was stuck in traffic this morning and almost had a real shituation.

Shituation by grinner71 September 15, 2011

shituation 

(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.

After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.

shituation by thunderbearhawk November 9, 2011

shituation 

A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.

After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.

shituation by Magatron February 6, 2013

shituation 

A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.

1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.

2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?

shituation by JSilverado83 November 1, 2007