shit-on-a-stick 

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

shit-on-a-stick by Denise December 4, 2003

Shit-on-a-stick 

A game invented in 1973 on a housing estate called East Herringthorpe in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. It was decided that kids were not running fast enough in the persuit of their usual games so to make it more interesting a stick was dipped in dog shite and then used to encourage kids to run faster. The game didn't last long as parents got tired of washing clothes that smelled of dog shite, however, this infamous game stood the test of time and is still talked about today 37 years later.

Dean: Eyup Phil dus tha want a game of British Bulldog?
Phil: Aye all reet, I'll go an get t'stick an dip it in some shit t' mek it moor interestin'.
Dean: Shit-on-a-stick? Great idea, I'll goo an get t'other lads see ya in a mo

Shit-on-a-stick by pip1pip July 20, 2010

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

holy shit on a stick by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Hot shit on a stick 

Variation of Hot shit that my grandfather picked up during WWII and subsequently used on me when I thought I was being cool.

“Boy you think you’re hot shit on a stick don’t you?”

Hot shit on a stick by CB3187 May 24, 2018

holy shit on a stick

used when surprised

holy shit on a stick

holy shit on a stick by yu January 31, 2004