When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.
Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.
by Slotheaus July 20, 2013
Get the Shit Dickmug. by bob February 17, 2004
Get the shit dickmug. by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007
Get the Shit Dickedmug. by Cactuar May 5, 2003
Get the Shit Dickmug. 1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"
2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"
Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"
Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."
2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"
Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"
Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."
by Sexbombz February 23, 2010
Get the Shit-Dickmug. A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?
Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.
by Just another civilian February 7, 2014
Get the Shit Dickmug. Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.
Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.
Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.
Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
by titties12345 August 14, 2011
Get the shit dicksmug.