Shirtless Picture

A photo with someone in it thats shirtless, and you can see a bit of the shirtless area.

check out my nice shirtless picture!

by Proffesur June 12, 2018

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021

shirtless mushrooms

(Obese lady, with her shirt off, smothering, on top an 80 pound man.

The shirtless mushrooms (sheyrl) covered Danes whole body.

by Bigcockdaddies October 9, 2017

shirtless tom

The most powerful image one can experience. Often considered by viewers to be that of legend and/or a euphoric experience.

Can we get a Shirtless Tom in the chat?

by Mr Badloss April 9, 2020

shirtless with a cat

When somebody is posing and they look hot doing it

“He’s over there looking shirtless with a cat”

by Tableshower June 12, 2024

Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.

Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.

by Bill Beef August 9, 2025