Sharp

verb, Sharped, Sharping

During the course of Live Action Role Play, while attempting to LARP and a small to medium quantity of shit comes out instead usually accompanied by a seeping odor and a noticeable pause in the SHARPee's discourse.

Gandalfzor showed up in her robot-like suit of boxes wrapped in tin foil. "Uhh, what are you?" inquired the LARPmaster.

"I'm a wizard," muttered Gandalfzor.

"Wizards don't wear armor, dude." The LARPmaster sounded annoyed.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" cried Gandalfzor.
(later)
Gandalfzor stood atop the mound amidst the LARPers, "Wherefore doth come whence yon... ohp... I..." Gandalfzor paused noticeably, "I think I just SHARPed in my pants." The back panel of Gandalfzor's suit was opened and out spilled brown water and corn.

by Abernomicon January 8, 2013

sharpe

Male or female from the upper class society. Many shop at Waitrose or Harrods. Enjoys posh nosh and having a good time. They are good company to be around and have a good sense of humour, enjoying a laugh!!!!

Simon and Emma sharpe

by david bowie3 September 4, 2006

Sharp

Sharp is what dmv people use

meaning is another word for yea

Dan:Dam this place smells like ass

Julio:Sharp

by Trapstarsanish May 12, 2022

Sharping

To suddenly try to become closer to a member of the opposite sex before an important social event, solely for the purpose of asking them/ being asked to that social event.

Can be used in other forms, such as sharped, sharp, sharps, etc.

Dude, why are you hanging out so much with that Alison girl lately?
Oh, I'm sharping her, I want to take her to prom.

Hey, you know Shannon's only trying to sharp you, right? She wants to go to formal with you.

by Dr. English April 8, 2009

Sharp

When a friend of yours goes after someone he knows you like.

"oi did you hear he's going after that girl you like"
" you mean he's doin a sharp?

by 006 October 23, 2007

sharp

1. adj. pointed, cutting edge 2. adj. smart or intelligent

1. That was one sharp ass stick u just jabbed in my eye!
2. That foo was the sharpest motha this side of the tracks.

by Frizzy October 4, 2003

Sharp

ADJ. This is the adjective from the word shar-pei and refers to penises that have too much foreskin. Although primarily a description of a slightly odd penis, the adjective has also come to be used for someone or something stupid.

Person 1 'I think it would be quite fun swimming downstairs... oops i mean downhill, but wouldn't it be hard swimming back up again?'
Person 2 'You are so sharp!'

by Nanky April 22, 2007