Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016

Shagger's Back

A pain in the lower back, usually attributed to having too much sex

I've got the worst case of shagger's back after meeting that girl last weekend

by Dave Oliver March 9, 2009

shagger's glint

The sparkle and glint in two young lover's eyes. it signifies that they have been over indulging in sexual activities.

*in the pub*

"'ey up Calvin," exclaims Ray, "surprised to see you down the old boozer. thought you'd still be shacked up with your new missus. then again looking at your eyes it's clear you've had your fill!"

"Whatcha' mean?" asks Calvin.
"You got th' Shagger's Glint my son"

by BarryLyndon March 23, 2014

Shagger snacker

the grose consumption of foods whilst in the act of sex

"i was the Shagger snacker last night"
"The Shagger snacker has struck again"

by general foofoo January 7, 2010

Shagger's knees

1) To have cuts and scrapes all over the knee and shin area due to shagging balls during a game of dodgeball

2) Most often found on women as they tend to be the "shaggers", but it may also be found on men willing to throw their bodies around

3) Found often in Lister Dodgeball League matches

Greg - "Hey whats up with your knees?"
Kevin - "Oh, i was diving around alot today and gave myself shagger's knees"
Greg - "Gotta love Dodgeball"

by Pocket_____Rocket April 20, 2010

shagger of greatness

Someone who is greater than a top shagger.
The title above top shagger

Someone who shags a lot of flange, every night they have some new "piece of flange" to shag.

Drives a flange magnet.

""Good old BJ, HE CAN SHAG UM. He is a total shagger of greatness."

"Sir shagger of greatness. (formal)"
"Greatness. (informal)"

by Flange slayer February 21, 2024

Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024