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Seymour

- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.

1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.

Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
by UncleDes August 3, 2008
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Seymour Cray

Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"

*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
by Curt233 May 13, 2010
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seyvion

an interesting character that attracts almost every female exposed to him. usually very mature for his age and quite good looking. many artistic skills and always knows the right words. also known as "big boy"
seyvion

if only i had a man like seyvion!
by bunny99 February 28, 2011
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Seymourzizm

Seymourzizm is the belief that the universe is only a single cell in a massive organism which is also just a single cell in a massive organism until you reach the top which is seymour and his son fred. Seymourzizm teaches that every cell is infact a universe. Seymour just sits around with a never ending cup of coffee and a never ending piece of toast on a floating couch watching daytime TV (e.g. O...prah, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy) with his best buddies, Gandhi and Zeus. Sometimes they'll all play Uno, which was invented by Zeus, but Gandhi pwns everyone when they play it. Except this one time when Seymour beat Gandhi for 5 games in a row. Seymour's Brother, Simon, is a rather unknown person. It is thought that he is like Seymour, except with his own set of universes inside of him. Some also say that Simon is Evil whereas Seymour is Good. When you do evil things, you please Simon, however this theory is disregarded by the fact that Seymour doesn't care.
Seymourzizm is the only religion in which you go to a sandwich parlour on a tuesday
by Animorphs March 27, 2014
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seyfuck

A guy who is really fucked up in the head and lost their “screws” in their brain
kaleb’s is a seyfuck, he just ate a frog
by gsizzle69 August 23, 2019
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Seyara

Seyara is the prettiest girl you will ever meet. She feels self-conscious sometimes, but she is absolutely gorgeous! Seyara is the definition of a Heather- Intelligent, Pretty, Kind, Hardworking, and Lovable.
OMG, that girl over there is so stunning! She’s definitely a Seyara.
by srukbhwkdj December 31, 2020
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Seyma

A Seyma is a turkish girl who tries to make everyone happy. She is crazy and she tries everything in life. Everyone knows her because she is nice and funny. She can make everyone laugh. She always want someone to gave her some love but can’t find the right person for it. Seyma will always support you with everything. She can be jealous sometimes because she loves you so much! A Seyma in your life, would make your life the best! She will always listen to you and help you with everything. Just give her the chance and tell her everything. Trust her. Her life in the past wasn’t great, she always tries to cover it but deep inside is she broken! Show her some love and happiness and you will get the best life with her!
A new word for love is a Seyma!
by Iknowgoodthings June 3, 2020
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