Sexsational

The melding of "sex" and "sensational" to describe great sex

The fuck fest was sexsational!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"

by Pineapple Hider September 10, 2009

sexasionally

To see someone every so often and to engage in sexual activities. Parallel with relationships along the lines of "booty-calls".

Do you two still see each other?
Sexasionally.

Do John and Jane still hang out?
Sexasionally they do.

by Brenman October 4, 2010

Sim-sational

When you are doing great in the SIMS.

Shucks bill im doing SIM-SATIONAL.my sim is SO FUCKING HAPPY

by MAX DEVIOUS July 18, 2006

sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

sexation

you are sexually attracted to segation

i im sexation

by segation secret lover June 13, 2021

sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

by $$$ February 21, 2004