Selfie 

A picture taken by ones self, including 50% or more of that persons face. Pictures taken of other body parts or NOT including 50% or more of that persons face is not considered a selfie.

Timo took a picture of his boobs and mouth but did not show more than 50% of his face. Therefore he did not take a selfie.

Selfie by Batmannotdave November 10, 2014

selfie 

An alternative definition to the narcissistic self-taken photo, a selfie can also mean a the act of giving oneself a haircut to save money.

"Woah, bro, nice selfie!"
"Thanks! Yeah, being a broke artist I haven't had any money for a haircut in a year, but who needs it when I look this good?"

selfie by Haircut is free November 19, 2013

Selfie 

The worlds most stupidest song and dumbest word know to mankind. Usually heard by white girls walking down the hall of school.

Do you have a ciggarette I really need one? But first let me take a selfie!

Selfie by Motherfucker123 May 12, 2014

Selfie 

Most commonly, Selfie describes a digital photograph taken by a person of themselves, which will then be uploaded to a social media site such as Facebook.

Alternatively, from the perspective of a male adult, Selfie may be used to refer to the act of masturbation.

Female usage: "Oh my god Jake, the selfie that I uploaded to Facebook this morning has already received 57 likes. I told you I should try modeling."

Male usage: "I had a selfie before school this morning, and then another between school and work. I can hardly walk."

Selfie by SucioSanchez June 24, 2014

Selfie 

A picture you've taken of yourself which reveals how gay you actually look. Generally uploaded to facebook and later photoshopped by your friends.

Jimbob: "I'm gonna take a selfie and post it to facebook because I have swag!"

*looks on facebook and realizes that she isn't as hot as she thought she was*

Selfie by PotatoNinja April 30, 2014

Selfie 

A symptom of the current narcissistic epidemic whereby the subject takes a filtered, highly polished (often completely over-exposed) photograph of themselves and uploads it to instagram, facebook or some other social media outlet. Its often motivated by a need for adulation, attention or validation from ones "followers" or "friends" and is sometimes accompanied with some self-deprecating comment about how "shit" they look.

Girl - "Jeez, I've hundreds of friends on facebook, instagram and MySpace. Gonna have to do a clean out"

Guy - "Yeah? Strange that each and every Selfie churned out by yourself couldn't have been taken by one of your many adoring friends.

Selfie by Molly Sugden May 23, 2014

Selfie 

Another name for masturbation

I was all the way in Colorado and Jessica was in Texas so I stooped to it and gave myself a selfie :/

Selfie by SORGBURD August 31, 2013