Dirty seif

A dirty seif is someone who can make anyone fall in love with him without changing the way he acts

He's such a dirty seif, I think I love him

by SssssRrrrrr September 1, 2021

Seifuku

A Japanese style sailor outfit, or school uniform, derivating from the outfits Seaman wear.

God, that Moe Seifuku outfit looks perfect on her.

by Anon ;-3 March 26, 2009

angus seifried

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

seifter

A foreign object ejected from the butthole or vagina.

"that thing came at me like a flying seifter!"

by Joachim Preza February 17, 2008

Seifer

The coolest asshole around.

Whoa he can throw knives while fighting a bear?! He's such a Seifer

by Scholarlyscholar October 27, 2020

Seifer

Seifer Almasy, the rival of Squall in Final Fantasy VIII. Obviously, he is way cooler and better than Squall, and should therefore instead have been the main character, or gotten his own game. Has his own Disciplinary Committe with which he exercises his great sense of righteousness.

"This is the scene where you swear your undying hatred for me!" - Seifer, Final Fantasy VIII

by Jawk Heehee October 23, 2006

Seifert

Being majorly pompous and unusually full of yourself, this word is common around the Jersey Shore. No one is sure of the origins.

The drum major at school was acting pretty seifert on Friday night. He thought he was something special.

by OCnDT July 24, 2007