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secreting

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*
Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!
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sneacretive

To be both sneaky and secretive at the same time.
Amanda is very sneacretive when she walks away and whispers while she is on the phone.
by seth elpin September 30, 2006
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secrete

1. generate and separate from cells or bodily fluids.
2. Before the winter came, wild animals try to cache and store food for dormancy.
The money was secreted from his childfren.
squirrels secrete nuts in a hollow tree trunk.
by purinsy October 18, 2008
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Vaginal secretion

a liquid that seeps outta the females vagina. also anal seepage.
i didnt f that chick after she pulled down her pants and i saw her vaginal secretion
by jack phillups July 23, 2009
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secretney

To have a secret that you want known> To tell someone a secret that you know they will tell.
"I really like him but I'm too scared to tell him. I know what I'll do, I'll tell Kattie my secretney and she will definitly tell him".
by choclatelove December 27, 2010
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Secretion

When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.
“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.
by QuasiMotoRola June 18, 2019
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Secretmeatpot

The hottest girl ever known to man

Girls, boys, non binary's all drool at the sight of this fine lady
SHEEEEEESH Secretmeatpot LOOKING FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Secretmeatpot September 4, 2021
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