Get the snotlocker mug.An American is on 'vacation' in the UK and is touring famous Cathedrals and churches. In London, he visits Westminster Abbey and sees a golden telephone with a sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
'Minister, in Westminster Abbey and York Minster I have seen this golden telephone and calls to God advertised at £1000, yet here the price is only 10p! Why is that?'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
by Ewan Carmichael October 10, 2006
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The country up north that says aboot and eh, and isn't Canada.
It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all others.
Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.
It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all others.
Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.
by shiieru November 6, 2003
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The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
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It's always great to meet a new BOTL at a herf, but it's even cooler to meet a SOTL that loves great cigars.
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