Santa Clause

when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle

I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!

Santa Clause by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006

santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

santa clause by orange March 12, 2005

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

santa clause by nicky0032 January 10, 2008

santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.

"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."

santa clause by AliceBlack November 5, 2006

Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.

God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

Santa Clause by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

santa clause by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

santa clause by brandi February 10, 2003