A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

Shakespeare

That english guy who probably never shaked any pear.

Damn! He's so good at English. He's the 2nd Shakespeare.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Shakespeare

An amazing guy whom English teachers love to rape for some reason.

If you think Shakespeare sucks, its time you changed your English teach!

by Facebookeshwaridebi February 9, 2012

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005

shakespeare

v. \ˈshāk-ˌspir\ To invent, or otherwise put a new word into practice.

Dude, I just shakespeared the word lesbianesque!

by th1138 August 20, 2010

Shakespeare Dump

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.

by Roostafa March 31, 2010

Shakespearean Drunk

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.

Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010