When you have the opportunity for a easy, stress free life, but love to be a bad boy and get the blood pumping, so you make life decisions to ensure you get this daily.
I found out yesterday my licence has been expired for 3 months, I'm driving around in my unregistered ute with a bald back tyre while taking a video on my phone following a cop car. I like to partake in self sabotage.
by Close door openings June 07, 2022
When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.
The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019
The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".
by Jackson Pallock February 18, 2011
by nophun0 October 11, 2021
The type of sex cheaters have. It's called sabotage sex because the whole time you are sabotaging the relationship you're already in by messing around with others.
Guy 1: Dude! I totally got laid by 4 different girls after I came home from the bar last night!
Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?
Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!
Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...
Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?
Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!
Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...
by AlexisGrunge February 24, 2011
-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.
-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.
-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.
-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.
-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.
Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.
Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.
Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!
by King of all that is Bro October 06, 2011
Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.
"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"
by Richie Man April 26, 2014