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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.
by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"
by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020
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F.E.A.S.T.

To Furiously Eat Anal Secretions Thoroughly. An act becoming increasing popular amongst urban teens
"Hey bluhd you tryna F.E.A.S.T. at James place tonight?"
"Yup, I heard hella people are showing up to his fecal orgy."
by JesusFernandez415 February 14, 2013
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T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*
by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008
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