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h.s.d.c.i.r.i.y.b

A term used when encountering a mega hot babe, translating to "Hey sexy daddy can I ride in your bucket".
When I saw them I immediately thought to myself h.s.d.c.i.r.i.y.b.
by fartnuggetalm February 22, 2023
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d.h.s

A public school in Thi Qar. Definitely come here if you wanna get yelled at for having long nails, a jacket that isnt blue white or black, and if you dont speak fluent french. It’s a six-year free trial of hell, we’ll notify you before your trial is finished (if you’re still alive).

We even have hitler giving speeches every Thursday morning, cats and a whole wasteland in every class. Every lesson is a comedy show, spend the whole lesson laughing at the teachers grammar or stalk the facebook page where you see the wasteland on tape.

Have a new physics teacher every year (we only have one physics teacher in the whole school) or have your english teacher be paralysed. Learn about eustachian tubes and have 5 minute breaks between each lesson that the teacher will still teach in. Or go down to the steaming sauna with your other class and stay there for two lessons for maths. The opportunities really are endless.

What is متميزات without the french lessons? I want you to imagine a mind soothing therapy lesson…. Now the complete opposite. That’s french. Don’t know a word? No problem, he’ll call your parents and you’ll receive a lecture that has never been lectured in the entire history of lecturing. Don’t know when to use que, qui and où? On your way to the principal. Really makes my day.

Special mention to the massive pp on one of the bathroom stalls and the bathrooms that never get cleaned. And to anyone who went here and survived, truly deserve a medal for your suffering.
Person 1: “what school you go to?”
Person 2: “متميزات/d.h.s"
Person 1: “damn.”
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French teacher: “ترجمن هاي الجمله"
متميزات: "ما نعرف"
French teacher: “شنو وجودج بالحياة؟ انتن همين مقتنعات بروحجن متميزات؟ لا والله صدك لا تخلن أحد يضحك عليجن ترا كلجن فاشلات و بنات المدارس الثانيه هواي احسن منجن لا عبالجن انتن متميزات يعني احسن ارد اشوفجن كلجن تصيرين مدرسات. صخام الصخمج، وهم روحن اشتكن عليه كولن يغلط علينا"
by IraqiBatman April 17, 2024
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
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F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.
PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009
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