by DaddyKevinsWannaBeBabyMama September 25, 2019
Get the He’s in his bag mug.by hamadsaid October 8, 2019
Get the what's in the bag yeh mug.Related Words
Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag mug.This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
As a general warning:
In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 24, 2010
Get the America's Most Wanted Douche Bag mug.Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box
by anonymous December 29, 2020
Get the Pogger's in my Valentino white bag mug.by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020
Get the Bag of Dick’s mug.To close a deal, specifically relating to getting a woman to engage in sexual intercourse, and to do it smoothly.
by Rob March 27, 2003
Get the Bag it up like it's going out of style mug.