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Rumery

Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!
by PeeMS April 9, 2005
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rutter

A derogatory term for a less educated, backwards person in Southeastern Ohio. A redneck. The term is problematic because it is a common surname in the economically depressed area.
He is such a rutter.
by athensexpat April 10, 2006
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East Rutherford

East Rutherford is a town divided in 2. North east of Route 17 is the home of the New Jersey Sports Authority which houses the stadium, IZOD Center and dreaded Xanadu Retail Project. On the other side of Route 17 is the residential section composed of working class people. Located in Southern Bergen County, NJ, most of the houses in this town were built in the 1920s, and are situated on small lots as was the trend at the time. East Rutherford is nNot to be confused with neighboring Rutherford, East Rutherford is almost like the bastard child of Rutherford. Rutherford most likely wishes that East Rutherford was still named Boiling Springs Township. All in all, East Rutherford and the surrounding towns have a rich Italian heritage and as a result have some of the best places to eat. It was also fabled that Hoffa was buried under the stadium. Unfortunately, due to many years of pollution anything north east of Route 17 (by the stadium) is contaminated, however, remediation has been ongoing in that area for many years.
Hey Vinny! Lets get in the car and go to East Rutherford to watch the game.

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I didn't know there was a difference between Rutherford and East Rutherford.
by ERlite February 16, 2009
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Rumer

Rumer is usually a name for a really unique and different, but weird girl or boy. Always silly and stupid but knows how to have fun. Very pretty lovable trustworthy but also mean. Friends with almost everyone.
Ashely : Hey what's that girls name i met he but forgot to ask?

Arinna: oh thats Rumer.

Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.
by miamigirl54321 July 25, 2011
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rutgers

Rutgers University is a state university in New Brunswick, New Jersey and is also the largest university in the state, having approximately 30,000 undergraduates. It is home to the division one football team, The Scarlet Knights. Rutgers' football program isn't particularly spectacular, however the students have been known to become roudy and agressive at games, especially towards the male cheerleaders of rival teams. Academic quality varies from department to department at Rutgers but is ranked higher than other state universities in New Jersey such as Montclair State or TCNJ. The long standing rumor that Rutgers undergraduates are plagued by STDs is totally false. Those statistics came from a survey that nobody took seriously, however the female undergraduate's sexual prowess IS equivocal of their male counterparts. (see Hock). Visiting females often are unaware and are subsequently solicited into the one night stand by the men on Guilden Street.
That Rutgers chick gave me the mean ZJ
by StrappedLikeTheNavy August 21, 2008
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Rutter's Run

Late night trip by foot to local Rutter's. Often with the intent to buy such things as ice cream, energy drinks, cigs, wraps, and soda for mixed drinks.
Friend 1: Man, I'm hungry...
Friend 2: I could go for an energy drink. I feel like I'm about to crash.
Friend 3: We should make a Rutter's run. I'm almost outta ciggys anyway.
Drunk Friend: Whoo! Ruttersh run. I'm outta my drink juice.
All: RUTTERS RUN!
by Tweak Thomas March 21, 2009
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