Russel Crowe

A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.

Russel Crowe is a scrouter.

What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!

by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

Russel Crowe

MY OFFICIAL BABYMAKER. SOMETIMES I DO MY GOOSE AND PRETEND ITS HIM. HES NOT DRUNK ALL THE TIME YOU UGLY FUCKS. GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE OF LONLINESs.

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by blue eyes white dragon January 20, 2005

Russel Crowe

A yobo but a top bloke nonetheless because he likes to sink piss and run amok.

Russel Crowe may be a yobo, but he'd kick your arse 'cause you're a whiny little bitch and he's a hard-arse. Get me a phone to throw at this knob-toucher.

Russel Crowe in Romper Stomper is one bad-arse mother fucker.

by King Ink April 12, 2006

rusell crowe

doesnt like people who steal bread

rusell crowe hates hugh jackman

by DJMJ92 May 5, 2016

Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Russellcrowecentric

When you love and disrespect oneself so deeply that you become a black hearted crow.

Russell Crowe starred in that movie that he cast himself in. He is so RussellCrowecentric.

by Damo, Master of Goats February 22, 2023