rook

a freaking rookie.

thats the hit you took??? you fucking ROOK!

by Douglas Martin May 29, 2003

Rook

A cool name or nick-name given to a certain breed of male. Opposite of the meaning "rookie" for short or using it to describe someone that's easily scammed like the bozos and police use. A rook in chess is actually the second strongest piece on a chessboard only bowing down to the queen. It's more useful than the knight and bishop and two rooks are actually worth more than a queen. I don't play chess, but people call themselves kings and queens all the time and they probably can't even play checkers.

Stan: I was going to give my kid the middle name of "Rook".

Stew: So, why didn't you?

Stan: My ex was kind of mental so I kicked the bitch out before I knocked her up.

Stew: Good call.

by i am not a wookie master July 4, 2011

ROOK

A chess piece that moves only vertically or horizontally.

And he sacrificed... THE ROOK!!!!!

by lolerishype October 17, 2023

rook

a noob or rookie at something

i aint no damn rook

by Venom` March 26, 2004

Rook

Another name for a Spliff, aka weed and tobacco rolled into a cigarette

this Rook just keeps rolling, hitting real fresh

by Downandout June 3, 2009

rook

an exclamation to show how alpha one is. generally used in place of a noun or verb.

rook at my rook!" "rook and roll!" "rook me up!" "rook at me!" "hittin up the chess board with the rook" "my rook rox" "my rook will jump you" "im frothin that adlays rook" "geed up for a hectic sesh of onlinechess.com with my rook" "my rook's black, what of it" "that kent from corbo has a fresh rook" "you mirin my rook?" "take my rook and i will staunch you" "rooks gettin rowdy 2nite" "100% real rook" "rook you!

by rooks rule April 29, 2011

Rook

Man's genitals; Penis

Sook my rook!

by Leemooooo June 20, 2008