Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.

1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.

by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.

The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

by Damien VonDusk January 10, 2009

roadhouse

the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.
Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin

After kicking someone in the face you immediatly say "ROADHOUSE!"

by cash benjamin December 21, 2009

Siberian Roundhouse

Unloading a large amount of sperm onto a girls face, then roundhouse kicking her so she passes out. She then will wake up not being able to open her eyes due to the dried up sperm encrusted on her whore face.

Dan just siberian roundhoused that bitch so hard, people now think she is asian

by Siberian Roundhouse champion February 4, 2010

texas roadhouse

A cinnamon butter blow job.

Instead of catching am apple with her teeth, she gave me a Texas Roadhouse

by Narc83 September 3, 2016

roadhouse

A roadhouse is a tavern, inn, or the like, usually located outside city limits. It usually serves barbecue and alcohol for refreshments and possibly has some sort of live entertainment such as live music or exotic dancers. It was the subject of the single "Roadhouse Blues" by the Doors, released on the album Morrison Hotel in 1970.

"Ah, keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we're goin' to the roadhouse
Gonna have a real a-good time"

~The Doors, "Roadhouse Blues"

by Malac April 28, 2007

roflhouse

A roflhouse is mainly a large house situated in North Colombia. This special house accommodates all people which like to laugh continuously for no reason. 3 Parties are celebrated each year which all members and persons attending, should have a section of the house called "roflarea" which can be used to rofl around as much as you like until you are totally relaxed. A roflhouse is an important house which all regions and nation should have.

A roflhouse is also called by many people as stress relieve house.

John : Hey dude where should we go tonight ? I would like to laugh alot !

Martin : Why don't we go to the roflhouse ? We should have plenty of rofls there :D

John : Ok so let's begin rofl training right now :D

by Devil from Malta August 8, 2009