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Romantic Cataracts

When a person is too stubborn/stupid to understand that someone is making the most obvious moves on them.

Term usually applies for someone who has this happen to them on a regular basis.
One particular scenario of Romantic Cataracts: Girl leans in to make the move, guy turns and says "let's walk this way!" oblivious to the move she made on him ... for the 10th consecutive time.
by Officer Moony October 28, 2009
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romantrick

-the courting done by a seemingly smitten man with the intention of trapping a woman against her best interest and/or putting her in an uncomfortable position.
He seemed to pursue her with such sweetness and sincerity, but his romantrick intentions went against her body and will.
by connie m July 11, 2011
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Academically Romantic

1. A term used to mean borderline romantic, hiding the romantic connotation by using the word "academic"
2. Romantic in the world of Academia; having a love for or with academics
1. The movie created was neither academic or romantic, but academically romantic.
2. I love this problem-- it's academically romantic
by Jakayus January 14, 2010
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Romantic

1. A sweet, and sometime naïve person who sees beauty in everything, and loves with their whole heart.
2. Someone who wants to make their partner/lover feel special, so they will do and/or give things that are considered. . .beautiful to prove their love for the other person. . . (I hope that makes sense.)
3. Scenery can be 'romantic'.
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Romantic basically means beautiful and/or pure.

This is just me thinking out loud.
Exp.1: "Johnny is such a romantic."
Exp.2: "Johnny was so romantic when he asked Marie to marry him."
Exp.3: "That sunset was so romantic. . ."
by ladynightshade April 5, 2015
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cynical romantic

Someone who is in love with the idea of Being in love, but believes that logically there is no such thing as love
She who loves everything romantic, but doesn't believe in love is a cynical romantic.
by Mimzy626 June 27, 2008
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Romario

The way he holds you and kisses your nose all the time will make you blush!!!!! and the way he will makes you feel so safe when he holds you! You could tell him anything and he will always be there and support you!!!! His will be your motivation and the reason you get up every morning and know you have to work hard to give him everything in life and what he deserves !! You will be so scared to loose him because it will hurt to even think about it !! He'll be your bestfriend, brother or boyfriend all in one !
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by cutiepie523 February 3, 2013
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Cursed Romantic

Cursed Romantics are the most oblivious people on the planet. They are people that are good looking, confident, and get people to fall for them without even knowing it. These people are also great romantics who enjoy nothing better than being with someone, but never have the chance to do so because of the curse. The curse is a cycle of 9 steps.
Step 1.The person with the curse likes a person.

Step 2.The cursed person decides after spending a little time with the person that they are not getting the reaction they'd like from the person and try to move on.

Step 3.The cursed moves on to another person in an attempt to get over the last person.

Step 4.Person that the cursed liked originally realizes that they have extremely strong feelings for the cursed.

Step 5.Cursed obliviously follows after 2nd person, who is also not getting the relationship they want.

Step 6.This following of another person by the cursed causes the original liked person to become sad and hearbroken, especially since the cursed to too oblivious to notice that they original has finally returned their feelings for them.

Step 7.A long time later, the oblivious cursed romantic will found out that their original person liked them back. They will try to go after that person.

Step 8.Only to find that person dating a person that is one of your friends but lesser than you (not as good looking, fatter, drab, ect.).

Step 9.This causes the cycle to start over again.
Girl 1: " Did you hear that Steven never had a girlfriend? He seems like the kind who would have had a lot."

Girl 2: "Yeah, it's not like he's gay, he's just a cursed romantic."
by Disonnance January 7, 2011
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