Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask

When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.

I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!

by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

sandy rocking chair

When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair, cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift

Bitch yeah get that shit, girl you so good at doing the sandy rocking chair

by SANDY ROCKING CHAIR July 20, 2017

rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010