roaned

to be unhappy, sad, depressed, angry or any other emotion contrary to what you feel is in your best interest.
Derived from the classic song I'm So Ronery, from Team America

I cant' make happy hour, I got roaned, my boss scheduled a late meeting on Friday. I got roaned by forgetting I ate suicide wings for lunch and went to scratch my eye.

by OldManByTheSea July 14, 2017

roan

an absolute intelligent human that is the sexiest guy you have ever seen

oh my god. look at him. he is such a roan.

by BLUEBOMB888 January 30, 2019

Roane

a sexy centaur; being half horse, half man.

I could ride that stocky roane anyday!

by sweetsummertime October 16, 2008

roan

deez nuts

Me: hey, did you go roan the other day?
Person: roan what?
Me: ROAN WITH DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF YA NUTSACC

by anal beads for roan <3 September 11, 2021

roan

The act of being the blackest white boy.

Not interested in being the blackest white boy? Well then, you don't wanna do a roan!

by 0161 Where's My Nan January 1, 2019

roan

A type of shoe construction popular during the 17th century. Roan bindings were tougher than most common ones because not only were the points of the shoe nails dummied to provide tighter grip, but a unique, more water-resistant glue was used.

Today, a pair of roan-bound shoes is potentially worth thousands of dollars.

by KernTheGerm July 23, 2004

roan

1) Any girl whose name rhymes with any countless made up words, such as "pho-an" (meaning phone), "fu-ad" (food), etc.
2) Any special girl who is fortunate enough to recieve a dirty sanchez. Often with just the finger instead of the traditional meaning of "dirty sanchez"

Ivo: Dude! Did you see that dirty sanchez I gave to that Roan?
Bustano: Haha, yeah, the dingleberries were a nice touch!
Ivo: Thank you, thank you.
Bustano: Let's drink some more and see if that Roan will pass out on the toilet... again.
Ivo: Sounds like a plan to me.

by Ivo Man February 27, 2008