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Roadrunner

An internet service plan provided by Brighthouse that is about the same speed as dial-up, only with even worse customer support and service. They are also very selfish with IPs and never deliver what they promise. I've had the same IP for years at a time, not even changing if I leave the router and modem unplugged for a week. One time I moved and it had still not changed! And when you do get a new IP your old one goes to a different user, which can lead to a framing or an innocent user being DDoSed or hacked. In otherwords roadrunner is a TERRIBLE ISP with TERRIBLE speeds and TERRIBLE service and cost way too much, even the cable is slow and laggy!
Please people, be smart. Use Comcast or Verizion
I can barely load google.. I can't tell if I'm connected to dial-up or Roadrunner!
by Aixona November 17, 2011
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Carolina Roadrunner

Simply put a virgin. so-called because in North Carolina the only virgins are women who can outrun their brothers.
She was a carolina Roadrunner!
by Greg birdhunter January 26, 2010
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Roadrunner Browned

When you dont make it to the bathroom in time at a bar leaving a speedy shit trail behind marking the existence of life.
by Khdmja March 18, 2017
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roadrunner

another term for 'Road Head'
i got a roadrunner today
by Shifty February 2, 2004
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Roadrunner Records

Absolutely the best record company ever. Signed artists such as Spineshank, The Agony Scene, and Killswitch Engage. Roadrunner dominates the metal genre by producing unique new sounds from fresh artists.
Roadrunner Records came out with a 25th anniversary album. It rules!
by Ephemeron January 12, 2006
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Roadrunner

Time Warner Cable's internet service. Beats the crap out of dial up and DSL anyday.
Roadrunner kicks lots of ass.
by 1069 November 27, 2005
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ROADRUNNERS

A group of 3 hot girlfriends who've decided to beat men at their own game by using them and throwing them aside once the ladies have gotten what they've wanted. These men are then "beep, beep" (-ed) through text message or a brief telephone conversation letting them know the "Roadrunners" have came, conquered, and are now done with that a**!
M: "Girl! Jeremy just got the 'beep, beep'! PEACE B*TCH! On to the next victim."

K: "I had to 'beep, beep' Matteo. The cock may have been nice but he needs his own damn house if he wants to try to holler! He doesn't realize he's messing with one of the roadrunners!"

L: "Chad got the 'beep, beep'. How dare he pull that shit with me!"
by ROADRUNNER CREW April 27, 2009
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