eastside river rat

lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.

Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?

by Ih8losers June 3, 2010

Porterdalian River Rat

White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.

Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.

by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019

Tonawanda River Rat

Any women between the ages 45-65 with bleach blonde hair, super low cut shirt and knows shes the hottest girl in that particular dive bar.

Dude why that Tonawanda River Rat danceing like a retarded stipper.

by gorcheck August 1, 2011

Pearl River Rat

Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.

"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."

by Queen Daniel April 12, 2020

Mw2 river rats

When playing overgrown on mw2 you camp in the river because the opposing team has to cross the only 3 bridges which are clearly visible.

Bedneezy-Yo there going over the far bridge.
Jb45-I have 2 on main bridge.
Wienerbago-How do you know that!?
Bedneezy-We are the Mw2 river rats!

by wedbetter May 1, 2010

River Rats

A bunch of stupid kids that hang out at Junction 121, get drunk and start fights.

I hate all those river rats taht hang out at junction 121

by sarah515valleyjunctioncrew March 23, 2004

cahaba river rats

Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.

person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?

person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats

Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"

by lucas1399 April 24, 2011