ristupulous

Combination between ridiculous and stupid. Generally used to describe something that is ridiculously stupid or stupidly ridiculous.

Jumping off of that bridge is the most ristupulous thing I've ever done.

by empee July 21, 2005

Ristau

Verb The act of being a total gangster, pimp, ladies man, ect.

Andy: Look at Ben he's such a Ristau! I wish i could be just like him!

by Ristau January 3, 2009

Ristine

Fucking awesome as latest name that belongs to the greatest sexy gods and have big dicks.

Dude, there goes Ristine banging my girl again.

by Softball playa February 2, 2015

Risto

-noun
1. a member of an aristocracy, especially a noble.

2. a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.

3. anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind.

-adjective

1. belonging to or favoring the upper class.

2. characteristic of the most elegant and noble.

3. what people think they are referencing when calling something bourgy but are sadly confusing their words.

She bought a plane since she was single and doesn't have kids- but that's because she's risto.

"Go risto status and make him pass a challenge first! He must prove himself a worthy suitor!"

by bucketface lebowski May 20, 2014

Risty

Stunning for its supreme visuals and capabilities; deluxe

The paintings of Leonardo Da Vinci is risty and well-defined

by Markus Nathan Smith June 7, 2021

riston

When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.

Damn! I just ristoned.

Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.

What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.

Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.

Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.

by Sweet Loads May 21, 2004

ristique

Another word for a towel.

Always bring your ristique.

by Xuijing March 10, 2008