Retroactive Abortion

Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.

As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 1, 2021

Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 4, 2018

retroactive

a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".

retro active

Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.

by michael w. brown aka. blublood February 21, 2005

retroman

A man who is funky in all the wrong ways

Last night me and that girl retromaned each other!

by Jloosenthe3rdofmen April 18, 2008

Retroactive Respect

Can be used as a verb or an adverb.
Giving somebody respect, or to respect for something that happened in the past and told in a story.

Pops: When i was your age i was in a VietCong POW camp for 2 years.
Kid: Hey i give you retroactive respect for that.

by who was that again? August 2, 2011

retromarking

Reading off someone else's bingo card to verify whether previous squares have already been provided and then marking your card accordingly. Some call this teamwork...others would call it dishonorable.

After reading off of Lauren's bingo card and retromarking his own, Mike and Lauren were both ineligibalized for the remainder of the game. Oooohh...

by meandyermom March 8, 2012

retromatti

Retro underwear - gender neutral - that has a classic Y-front opening.

Hey, those briefs are sick retromattis, where did you get them?

by anonymous December 1, 2023